W. For Whatevs.

One of the things I hate most is talking about myself. It's the worst when you have to apply for something and they force you to talk about your hobbies, accomplishments, likes, best features etc with a long line of boring-ness. I am horrible at it, but, apparently it's something you have to do when you have a blog? So, here is a quick little list.. about me.

1. I am the whitest person you will ever meet. I don't mean "pigmentation of the skin" kind of white, but as a personality style. Refer to "The Color Code." It's an interesting read.

2. Salt makes my tongue curl up and die. I rub it off of everything: saltines, pretzels, tortilla chips, fries etc. Don't even bother asking me if I would like the salt shaker passed to me, you will be denied.

3. Competetive much? Nope, not in the slightest. <-- insert major sarcasm. I think I have a problem. Sometimes I get a little carried away. Dear Future Husband, I hope you are competitive too.

4. My roommate tells me I am an adrenaline junky. I don't go jump off of buildings (even if I have thought about it in a non-suicidal way), or play chicken with cars (I do like to race though), but I do like the thrill of a good adrenaline rush.

5. I get called by nicknames more than my real name. I was born under the name of Kenlynn Carter, but to most people I am: Ken, Kenny, Kenny G, Kenilynn, Chica, Baby, Chicken, Little K, Big K, K, #4, Twin, Monkey, Slut, Spencer's Shoulder, Kenners, Kenlynn-J-Poody, Poody.... My grandma doesn't even call me Kenlynn, her choice nickname is Kenilynn. So, pretty much that means I will respond to anything. I enjoy having nicknames, feel free to make one up if you want.

6. As much as I complain about it, I love school. I wish I could sit in all the lectures going on at BYU and UVU (or any school for that matter). I could be lectured to all day. Maybe during the summer when I am not taking so many classes I will just chill in the back of a random lecture, and bask in its sunlight. Most days of the week I "get" to be at the school for 12ish hours. Awesome..

7. I am hardly at my apartment. I am usually at school (4th floor of the UVU library or the Anatomy Lab), but if I'm not there, I am donating plasma, or at 124 (they are my breath of sanity).

8. I'm a creep. Humans are an interesting species, I can't help but stare. Too bad I have a hard time feeling awkwardness in the air...

9. My favorite smells (olfactory) include: wet asphault, rain in New Harmony, food, my mom, my grandpa T, males, the smell of laundry coming out of the vent, and probably a lot of other things.

10. I plan on starting a nudist colony. Nakedness is the best. Haven't tried it? Try it, I dare you. Skinny Dipping (aka Chunky Dunking) is a fantastic feeling, as is sneezing. Needless to say I am really excited for the first friday in May: No Pants Day.

11. I look forward to one thing each year: Bear Lake. I have a count down chain in my room, it's down to 153 days. I started at 212.

12. Stepping on sidewalk cracks stresses me out.

13. "Text Talk" drives me nuts. Never will I give in. I am willing to spend the extra 2 seconds in spelling everything out and using punctuation.

14. Want to get me excited? Start talking about volleyball.

15. Getting letters in the mail makes me giddy, as does Disneyland.

16. I can solve a Rubiks Cube in 55 seconds. It's impressive. I know.

17. Life goal: Backpack through Europe with my husband (or whoever will go with me).

That's mostly it. I describe myself as boring (thats what the Color Code says too), but sometimes I like to pretend I'm exciting. Maybe one day. Power of the people.