Life Would Be Easy If You Just Married Your Brother

Breaking the spring. Welp, I found another reason why UVU is pretty dandy; you get a spring break. I got to hang with my family down in Limbo. It's not quite hell, but it's nearly there. You want to get stranded? Don't go to south eastern Utah. Bad choice. However, if you are with family, it's not so bad. My whole family (all 7 of us) hit up the Natural Bridges. They were pretty cool, even if we only hiked to one.

[Erik, Me, Bec, Jason with bridge in background]

After an extended amount of time in the car driving, we made it to Mesa Verde and drove for .25 miles that ended up being 20 miles. The cliff dwellings there were actually really neat, but the park rangers are major grumps. They probably aren't married. We obviously also went and saw the four corners. Fact: the four corners monument is not actually on the four corners. The indians rob me of my money just to have me take pictures on the fake four corners. What the crap?

[I'm in four places at once, but techincally one.]

So, my family is completely innappropriate. It can get pretty bad, but it's hilarious. I'll explain what it's like. Picture this: there is a plane flying high and steady and then all of a sudden (and fairly quickly) it falls out of the sky, nose dives into the ground, and bursts into flames. This equals the conversations of my family. We will be having a wholesome conversation and then all of a sudden it just snowballs and we go downhill quick (hello metaphor overload). The title, yeah, that had to do with one of our conversations. I don't know how we do it. I am probably the most innappropriate child in my family. How do I have friends? I don't know. 

Want to know how to survive extremely long car rides through the middle of nowhere? Cadburry Eggs, and find a good podcast. This is a snippet of my favorite. Enjoy.