Thursday, October 4, 2012

These Cankles Aren't Symptoms. They Are Natural.

The weird things I get in the mail all have the same theme. It's weird



I received this bad boy my freshman year. The rumor was spread (by me) that I was pregnant. It was an April Fools joke, and the result was a missionary friend sending me a Chastity pamphlet.


This gem came in the mail the other day. It has a Target advertisement on the back, and so I flipped it around to see who was getting Target magazines, only to find that it wasn't actually a Target magazine, but an American Baby magazine. It was kind of shocking, so I looked down to see who's name it was under, expecting to see a name that no longer lived in this apartment. Nope. It said my name. I started laughing out loud. I don't remember subscribing to this. It's a sign. In all my religious classes we've talked about families and the importance of having kids. Well played universe. 
Unless it's a prank. Then, well played prankster.
It was kind of fun to read through.

Along with this theme, I have also received ...



a "Future Mom" pin.


What's next on the line up?


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