Food Coma

I had this discussion with a few friends the other day and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

If I were on death row, going to die tomorrow, what would I choose to eat for my final meal?
Here's what some real death row inmates chose.

I realize that in real life they only get one last meal, but I'm going to pretend that the prison I was in was really good to me and offered me three giant square meals.

Breakfast:
-Nestlés Chocolate Milk. That cold, thick, chocolatey mouthful of goodness. Or maybe egg nog....
-A breakfast crêpe full of spinach, mushroom, cheese, onion, and egg. Mostly I'm just imagining the one from Crêpes of Brittany. Best crêpe I've ever had. It haunts me. 
-A side of crisp bacon and sausage and teenie weenies and a little bit of syrup for dipping.

Lunch:
-Monte Cristo from Disneyland's Blue Bayou. 
-Fresh green beans that are sautéd with almonds
-Warm dinner rolls with butter
-Crème Brûlée to finish it off.

Dinner:
We are going all out on Barbecue for the final shebang. I don't want the cheap stuff from the freezer section. I want it freshly made and melt in my mouth delicious.
-Pulled pork sandwich
-Burned end sandwich
-Brisket
-Ribs
-Side of coleslaw
-Side of corn bread
-Side of mashed potatoes
-Side of mac and cheese (Stouffers syle)
-Side of baked beans
-That Mexican corn on the cob that they have in Delta during the demolition derby
-Ice cold Horchata to drink

I'll be forgoing dessert with my final meal. I'd rather eat "real" food than dessert. Also, I can bet that my belly would be near bursting point after shoving my face with all that food, so naturally there would be no room left.

The more I think about it, the more food I can think of that I would want to eat. So, here is my Runners-up List:
-Hamburger with all the toppings
-Chicken and Waffles
-Homemade ice cream or Mint n Chip or Salted Caramel Pretzel. Probably all three.
-Portabello mushroom stuffed ravioli

I obvioulsy like my food. Good food at that. Family trips revolve around food and when I feel like grocery shopping/spending money, so does my day.

I feel like I need to go eat all this food now. Just in case...